A-Cup Wannabe. Lolx.

Well I talked about the all the C's, and there are also many other quotes like 3 P's 3 S's 3 K's etc. And guess what, Mr. Engineer's motto in life:

Steph, Sex and Sleep ---> The 3 S's

HAHAHAhahahahaha

Now Steph's 3 A's in life:

Alcohol, Absorbed, A-cup. HAHAHaaha so lame.

Yea I hate big boobs they take up too much space A-cup is cuter and people will definitely look slimmer with small boobs. Maybe I should do breast reduction. ><

Here comes a question: What would I do if I'm given a chance to change ONE part of my appereance?

1. Breast reduction.

2. Liposuction.

3. Leg lengthening to grow taller.

4. Fairer skin. I don't bother to find out what kind of surgery is that I like my dark skin this would be the last choice only if all of the above fail. ><>

Haih I think I'd better reduce my head size first before I can do anything. Why my head so huge like a balloon.

p/s. Euphoria last week. I'm still suffering from cam whoring deficiency syndrome but never mind I looked crap that night. It was fun though.

p/p/s. Why the advertisement showing in my blog is birth control pill. What's wrong with the AdSense IT team who they think I am I drink but I don't fuck around and I don't use it for any reasons ok.

Jazz-ed Up!

Obssession of the moment: Jazz and chillout.


Bangkok Jazz last night. Nice music. Like the experimental performance, those lil surprises. ;))
Clubbing every week is too much.


Tried to upload the photos, but I can't send those lousy photos from my lousy phone to my lappie. Fuck I need a new phone, life without camera is a horror. ><


Yea Steph is turning into an old folk.

Love You Lots Like Tequila Shot!

何时开始，和Priscilla的谈话总离不开酒。调酒，饮酒，醉酒，酒宿。天气热喝啤酒最清凉; Vodka和西瓜是绝配; 威士忌加清水太淡, 要加啤酒; tequila pop要pop得够狠; 红酒和香槟是最后出场的好戏; Ice Wine 和Moet 一定要试…不开心时喝，开心时更要喝。去年的巴厘岛之旅是饮酒之旅，在酒店泳池旁一边晒太阳一边喝，晚上出去再接再励。



爱喝的原因是什么, 可能是基因。外婆今年七十，爱喝威士忌冰；妈妈爱用吸管喝黑啤，三四瓶大的还面不改色。很久不见的朋友，见面的第一个问题竟是：几时去喝酒？我被定了型，就是爱喝。一班人聚在一起，分享的是酒。除非醉了，否则谁会剥开心肝。可别以为酒后吐真言，酒醉三分醒。

小王子里的酒鬼喝酒是为了忘掉羞愧，而他的羞愧就是喝酒。这是一个循环, karma. 二十二的我，还不至于酗酒，可是病情绝不轻。

众人皆醉我独醒；众人皆醒我独醉。或许只在一线。



回来了。吉隆坡还是一样的忙碌，忙碌中带点马来人独有的悠闲。空气还是一样的污浊，太阳还是很炙热，很塞车，汽油很贵。我还是很爱这里。

Blame Mr. Engineer.

Due to some stupid reason which I'm not gonna reveal here, I faught with Mr. Engineer and smashed my phone. That makes me damn regretted now cause instead of a 3G Sharp 903 with 3.2 mega pixel camera like this,

I'm now using a lousy phone with only 2 megapixel camera.

I should have smashed his phone instead. Ish. Cousin lynn advised me to count sheeps next time when I start emo, so it that it won't burn a hole in my pocket neither hurt anyone's feeling. Count sheep, shall try. I think I'm too garang sometimes. ><

This blog is going pictures-less or either with poor quality pictures. ;(

Okay let me post some pictures up for the last time, in remembrance of my Vodafone Sharp 903.

*cry ;((((

This is me two years ago, looking damn innocent.

This is me now, still innocent as usual. Lolx.

This is me and my African brother fry, both acting innocent.

PMS.

My patience is officially dried now. ><

Have been trying to teach my mum how to play solitaire for the past 30 minutes, the line was poor so I kept shouting in front of the screen till the whole house can listen. Sounds easy but the truth is she doesn't even know how to switch off the computer properly. Fed up finally I layan her and asked her to explore by herself. I think she's champion already at least now she knows how to call me in skype.

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This is what happen when you see a cockroach flying towards you while brushing your teeth.

This is when you see a lizard.

Ish I hate it when I'm blogging people look at my post, it feels like a virgin being raped. Every time Mr. Engineer does this I'll make him swallow my fist, like this:

Steph Goes Simple.

Brother Kc said my hair cut is nice and demanded me to cut for him. So does my sister she even asked me to cut for her husband and son! Sigh why my family so stingy nowadays our zaman gemilang has totally gone. ><

Called mum to complain bout the fuel hike the other day, guess what she gave me a 4 digit number to buy and asked to me try my luck. Wasted my RM9 at Sports Toto, ish. Proven again money will not fall down from the tree.

Home hanging last night.

Historical moment of the century: Mr. Oney cooks.

p.s. Can you see the whisky on the table, omg we are such drunkards. Tsk tsk.

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Another historical moment: Priscilla bakes, not for me but for Mr. K. I always wonder why he has such big impact on her. Being her best friend what I have is a disproportion cheese cake from the left over, having oreo crush thicker than the cheese layer, aka a retarded cheese cake. ><

Craving of the moment: Kopitiam food. Think roti bakar, half boiled egg, nasi lemak, white coffee and asam laksa, and a great company of friend, that makes up a day. ;)))

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Steph being a lil emo:

I can't sleep at night, I face issues that never seem to be solved, sometimes I wake up in the morning and ask myself why the hell I'm doing things I don't like when I can simply choose a less bumpy and stony road. But fuck it, I know I'm going through this. People, don't think having less trouble and no worries in life is good, suck it up and grow through it.

Time To Absorbed.

Taking care of kids ain't easy, nevertheless taking care of 30 freaking kids. My body system rised white flag after a day trip to Sekinchang, flu virus attack. But I still had fun! Look at this how can you not happy staying at such place every day facing the paddy, fishing, painting batik and kite flying, omg i love kite flying. Wanted to do this since forever. ><

Yea can you see that 30 kids flying kite at the same time it's just ridiculous. All the kites are gonna tied up together so we didn't do it. ;(((

And once again I discovered more of my talents, I can paint!!

Not bad righttttttttt ;)))

Not talented enough? Next, I'm gonna freak all you people out of you ass...


















I can cut hair too!

Damn unprofessional using old newspaper to cover the body but who cares as long as I can do it and it looks just the same as any other saloon cut, or maybe nicer. ><

So much more nicer right before and after??!! Omg I'm damn proud of myself now. I'm gonna do it more anyone interested?